With all the shooting in malls and schools that have been occurring the past few years, I have an idea that I think will help all those who wish to “Go out in a blaze of glory” or to get back at someone who bullied them, or someone on a sports team, or someone who gets better grades… or someone who wouldn’t return their romantic advances.

The first thing we need to do is wreck the two parent home structure by implementing State sponsored welfare and devise a State and Federal taxation scheme that will force any surviving two parent homes to require both parents to work just to stay afloat.

From there we replace the individuals responsible for the parenting duties in each home (AKA, the missing or busy working parents) with officials from or sponsored by the State – Social Workers from DCF, teachers, State Health care providers, Planned Parenthood, the ACLU, et al. These people will make sure that an individual child is never disciplined, taught only State proscribed dogma, that the boys are given drugs when they act like boys, that boys and girls are given contraceptives when they try to act like men and women, that the girls can have abortions when the State provided contraceptives don’t work, that God is taken completely out of their lives, and then given powerful psychotropic drugs when they exhibit psychological or mental disorders due to a lack of parental guidance, educational guidance and spiritual guidance that has left them lost, confused and depressed.

Next, we need to have the all the popular culture outlets, Hollywood movies, and the Main Stream Media tell girls that they will only get the future they dream of if they are a 5′7, 105lb Blond with big breasts, perfect teeth, alabaster skin, and have sex with all the popular boys, and tell boys that they need to take steroids or HGH to give them muscles, take advantage of those that are weaker than they are, play sports, drink uncontrollably, drive fast, and not just have sex but have babies with as many girls as possible.

As soon as we have confused and depressed as many of these young people as possible, set them up with dreams and aspirations that most can never attain in a world that is not the utopia they were promised, taught them to rely on drugs to numb them and the State to provide for them, that’s when we rip it all away and say “OK, you’re on your own!”

Most young people will be able to cope with the cruel realities of the world and adjust their lives and expectations accordingly. Some, however, will not. Those that cannot will be angry and frustrated that the world – despite their elevated self-esteem and the promises they have been given by the entire State apparatus all their lives – is not the candy-colored wonderland they had expected. That anger and frustration – and a feeling of impotence to stop it – will only build as they realize that not everyone will accede to their wishes or tend to their needs. Luckily, the State will have thought of this possibility too, and provided zones where these lost, angry and frustrated individuals can go to vent. These will be zones that will not only legally guarantee that no one will be around who can stop them from venting, but will give them plenty of unsuspecting individuals with whom they can express their anger and frustration. These will be called Gun-Free-Zones and… Aw, never mind! What are the chances of all of that happening here in the United States?

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