Tis The Season?

I found this ergonomically styled pen on sale today, about a dozen of them actually, and considered buying the lot as stocking stuffers. Then it occured to me; what would be the reaction if I started giving people the "Bird"?
I bought one to try it out, left the others behind. I could still get them. Do you suppose that it would be unkind if I gave them only to Kerry voters?
