Howard Dean Is Self-Medicating
I've rattled this headline around in my head for several days now, only to see that Chris Muir has come to this conclusion too, with Muir connecting the medical marijuana issue to Dean's unfortunate verbal outbursts. I suggest that Dr. Dean may be prescribing something stronger than grass for himself. And, he should check the dosage, because it isn't working. He remains as delusional as ever. Perhaps he should skip the pills and change his diet, eat some red meat Howie! It may be a nutritional deficit, not a chemical imbalance corrected by hallucinogenics and antidepressants Doc.
My concern for his health, and ours if he keeps bothering our blood pressure with his bizarre perceptions, has me wondering if it isn't time to begin administering tox screens to the former Govenor. Just as we need to know that America's athletes are not hyped up when they take the field, we should know if our national clowns are doping. Of course we will need to establish standards for what I will call, Dean's PUI level, (PUI, paranoid under the influence), so that we may determine when it is the drugs that are making him see things, and when not.
Of course, this line of sensibilty led me to consider similar testing for other DNC moonbats.
A breathalizer test each time Ted Kennedy steps to the podium. (So obvious we must all wonder why we haven't thought of this one before now, eh?).
A polygragh for each member of the former Clinton adminstration. It will be necessary to closely define what is meant by "lie" before putting these folks to the test. ("Well, it depends on the meaning of lie, it could mean to hold your body in the prone position, (under his breath in a Beavis and Butthead voice, "he he, I said prone, and position, he he"), and it does sound just like lye, so it depends on which meaning...."- A Fake Wm J. Clinton quote). It may be a lengthy challenge for them to master the concept that to "lie" is to not tell the truth. First we will have to explain "truth". Oh, why bother, we already know what that test will show.
A retina scan for Nancy Pelosi, because we need to know that it is really her behind that surgically altered face, and not Kim Jong Il after a mug switch (ala Travolta and Cage in Face Off).
While magician's have fooled us for years in spite of the hoop test, it might still be useful to have a pretty woman pass a hoop over Harry Reid to somewhat assure us that Tom Daschle is neither pulling strings from above, nor has his hand from below, in manipulating the Senate minority leader. The test may be unreliable, but the scenery will make his appearances on the nightly news more bearable.
A brain scan for Jimma Carter, to see if there is any peanut inside that shell. I hear that we have the technology to make this determination, though it isn't always used when needed.
A simple bloodtest on James Carville. Check to see if it is red, and not alien green. If he is from this planet, one would be tempted to determine if there was some inbreeding in his past, but, then again, his wife Mary has enough burden without learning that her husband is his own grandpa. And, besides, my college anthropology professor assured us there is not a correlation between limited gene pools and insanity.
And, naturally, a look at Ward Churchill's mitochondrialDNA could resolve once and for all any doubt, even his own, about his native American heritage.
And imagine how much guessing would have been put aside if we had simply been allowed a look at Janet Reno's chromosones Should she really be on the list of theirs, vs ours?(previous link). We have the technology. Hey, as long as we are testing Churchill, this may be worth a glance on him too, he looks so much like one of theirs.
Maybe an INS investigation into the citizenship status of anyone who criticizes the Minuteman Project. Because interfering with these peaceable people interested only in monitoring our borders is clearly not in the best interest of the good ol' USA. (Do they have a test yet which reliably predicts anti-Americanism among citizens of this country? Maybe the person who can quantify that trait for detection hasn't been born yet.)
These are but a few of the scientific methods we might employ to explain and confirm the origins of the moonbat left and the influences that lead to their mindless ramblings, and their repeated attempts to institute policies that are proven failures. While this testing, and a consequent intelligent debate on the real solutions for our country's needs, may lead to a scarcity of hyperbole, with so much at stake can we afford to not make the investment. For the children. Because this era is the most, first, largest, unprecedented, worst, least, never before, whitest, unparralleled, Christianest, racistest, gulagest, whatever, ever. And we have a right to know......
I welcome your suggestions for other tests whose time have come. And watch for the television version, coming soon, CSI DNC.

Comments
I talk a lot of politics w/a Liberal friend of mine. He mentioned Frist and said, "Dr.Frist". Hmmm, Dr. Dean and Dr. Frist? "I'd take Dean over Frist any day", my friend said. "He's so much more honest!!" Do you have friends like this? You love 'em cause more unites than divides, but good Lord... more honest? I said I had to go bring in the cows for milking. And I did. I live in the Kingdom, in VT, the very most Northeastern part up by the Canadian border. So I know Dean as Governor Dean. I can't stand Dean... or anything he stands for. I have to say, though, he doesn't make me angry; he makes me laugh out loud. He says nothing that is coherent and I'm loving it. "Abortion and gay marriage are Republican issues". Sure. "We have to find a way to get our message across to voters because the Republicans are not more moral or have better values than the Dems." This is the greatest thing that could happen to the Republicians 'cause if Dean becomes "contrite" and tries to "apologize", well... Dean hates eatin' crow. His arrogance makes him choke on that crow, but I hope he trys 'cause Dean choking on crow is an amusing thought. And I'd love to watch.
Posted by: karen | June 9, 2005 11:07 PM
Yes, I have friends like that, family too. I recently wrote about an exchange with one of my friends, here, and one of our readers chimes in that he has also been dealing with friends who don't get it. I can say that while it can be reassuring to know that others share one's frustrations; I wish it was happening less often. I have a sister who went left over the abortion issue. She was so bent on "protecting women's rights" that she abandoned all reason and now sounds like Dean on Republicans. But, that is her burden to carry. She chose to become a single issue voter, and then she chose to swallow the moonbat Kool-aid concerning the rest of the liberal dogma; we can only hope she returns to reality one day soon.
Posted by: Richard
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June 10, 2005 01:23 PM
You know, my Liberal friend says I'M a one issue voter because I'm pro-life, but I know it goes deeper than abortion. I would love school choice. I'm not for gay marriage or even civil unions. Go to a lawyer like anyone else would and get a legal contract drawn up that says what you want. I don't know the name of this, but it's binding for a partnership. Then i'm obviously accused of being anti-gay. Go figure. I go to a blog called Ambviablog. She's Liberal, but centrist... I think. Anyway, a bit of conversation with a person of differing opinions is healthy, I believe, but I'm sorry for your sister's brain-washing.
Posted by: karen | June 11, 2005 11:48 AM
It has been a strange evolution to see her become so fixated. Strange that she has become so callous about abortion; when I clearly remember how devasted she was that she miscarried the only time she got pregnant. Then, she felt a great sense of loss and, now, that entity is just an inconvienent tissue mass affecting a woman's freedom. Strange too, that once she adopted this new position she grew to be unable to distinquish this one issue from all positions held by those who are pro-life. Now, if a person is pro-life, or if one Party is associated with a pro-life stance; then, for her, all the positions held by the pro-lifers must be wrong too. And, so, she has followed the myths until she now hates Republicans, she says, even though she loves her family which is almost entirely Republican and have been since the creation of the Party.
I am not Republican, as my bio here states, but she refuses to discuss issues with me; though she will throw in a snide remark from time to time, especially if she can then get off the phone fast, or she then apologizes, before I explain how her logic is flawed. Long ago, before she learned not to mess with me, we took the abortion discussion to its roots. I eventually asked her when it becomes life? Birht satified her. So, then I asked, exactly what happens at birth, what agent is added, what force awakes at that point that isn't there before; I did not get an answer, and I am still waiting, ten, or so, years on. I wait, and she no longer talks about when life begins.
But she knows it is the fault of the Republicans that there are hard questions out there. :)
Posted by: Richard | June 11, 2005 12:32 PM
I think your sister will never get past the pain of her miscarriage, so it might be easier for her to be angry and focused on a blob of tissue or a non-developed non-person than to admit the pain of loss of a child. Maybe it doesn't hurt as badly that way. And, yet, she remains childless. It must have been so sad.
I am always curious why people develop the way they do in their values and this whole argument over morality just makes me even moreso. Spud, my liberal friend, sends me emails linking to articles from the NY Times, or the Nation, for God's sake. What a rag that is. He just sent me an article from the Washington Post on Dean's stand for morals. Dean says, "A moral value is a personal responsibility and individual freedom. And that is what Democrats are going to start to stand for--moral values." I feel like I'm in someone else's reality with all this spin, the Truth is so deeply twisted and then taken for Gospel. I think the left are a bunch of lemmings and to think, Deanieboy will be the first off the cliff's edge.
No, there's no reasoning with them. Esp. if it's a moral issue because for some reason they hear...condemnation from self-rightous Theocrats. Go figure. If I'm a Theocrat then why did our forefathers get on the damned boat to begin with? Would't that make them the forefathers of Theocracy? Oh, I suppose that's been spun from history, too.
Posted by: karen | June 12, 2005 02:25 PM
Interesting theory, this is not the first time I have heard it suggested that leftists are acting out, against a sense of loss, a misplaced sense of guilt, or, a well-placed sense of guilt. The term "projecting" comes to mind. Where a person projects an attribute unto others which the person sub-consciously knows (or fears) they are themselves guilty of.
Sis's idealogy also stems from her generation, and contact with all those "free" thinkers who
discovered, er, copied, er, ripped offemulated the social experimentation that grew out with the Sixties (phrased purposedly to acknowledge the assertion of, and the failure of the ideas; they grew out). It somehow failed to register with the next wave, that the experiments all failed, and that there is no universal "free".So, missing that point, that everything has a price, (whether it be effort, reciprication, regret, humiliation, punishment, etc), she, and so many others, are "free" to do what they want without consequence. Which, may be what Dean means when he qualifies the new Democratic moral stance, all moral all the time, as long as one can do whatever they want, freely. Free even from the regret over events which one could not have control. It seems possible that so much of the leftist mind-set can be explained by their desire for a world in which there are no consequences.
And, the other Party becomes the evil doer who must be blamed when the world doesn't work that way. Never mind physics. Never mind human nature. Never mind those unfathomable Acts of God. For them it is the other guys fault.
Oh, and lest we forget; it is also a time-tested way to raise money; by the the bible-thumpers who warned of eternal damnation for those who did heed the way. And the money translates into political power. And the political power translates into more failed experimentation. Which is the fault of.....
Posted by: Richard
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June 13, 2005 07:25 PM
Are you so sure you're not a Republican?
Up here, the progressives are a growing party. And they really support the family farm, which means small and poor. That automatically gets them these farmers votes (except mine). These farms are fewer by the day, someone's always getting out. Then, when a progressive wins an election and celebrates at the B&B down the road owned by two out-of-state gay guys, some farmers are mortified.
I have to laugh. HellLLlloOooo!! Of course he's gonna celebrate there...#1 It's the obvious central and beautiful place. #2 It's the party platform to support gay agenda and #3 This guy took $$$$ from two gay rights groups, "Out In The Mountains" and something like "VT Families" ... I can't remember.
This guy never said he supported gay rights outright, but if he takes their $$$$, they must expect something in return? It was a very devisive issue in VT with civil unions. The conservatives all posted big white signs with black lettering: TAKE BACK VERMONT. I wanted to, but was still forming a yen on the politics scene, plus I'm a wuss and I don't think my husband would have appreciated it. The Northeast Kingdom was plastered, anyway. So, what does deanieboy do? TAKE BACK AMERICA. What a little Puke he is and what a slap in the face to his old VT citizens of the conservative stripe. That's thievery!
You give me way too much credit for coming up with a theory of projection from the Left, but it's cool that I came across that way. I was just talking of displacement of pain and coping skills and maybe denial of guilt or of failure? That sounds heavy for a hick, but to know someone you anticipated as a life was taken away for some unknown reason? She's angry more at God than the Republicans, I think.
Posted by: karen | June 13, 2005 10:14 PM
Lol, you said:
"She's angry more at God than the Republicans",
She might consider those nouns to be redundant.:)
It is good to hear from a Vermonter with some sense. When the most prominent citizen is a kook it is easy to forget that he doesn't represent everyone's views up there.
You also have a nice writing style, any thought to guest blogging? I think I could convince Chris to review your work with the idea of posting it. You could keep us in touch with the Red State within the Blue Vermont? Though I should warn you, it can become a habit; you might find yourself opening a Blog of your own. Just a thought.
Posted by: Richard | June 14, 2005 07:50 PM
my twenty=five year old daughter is blue state to the bone. when she realized kerry lost and saw how red this country is she said that the fly over states should have an i.q. test before they are allowed to vote."stupid people should not be allowed to ruin this country." who knew.
Posted by: jack | June 16, 2005 01:19 PM
My daughter has a cute shirt that says, "Make the stupid people shut up". I thought she was talking of Ariana Huffington, but I suppose if we all wore it we'd all have to comply at one time or another.
I sent my friend,Spud, over to check out the BLack Republican. He can cut and paste and made me eat my words again, but I don't mind the taste. I just hope he's forgiven me; cuss word, I sent him here.
Did you check out the pro-life cartoon on TenNapel's blog? Spud, he didn't like taht much, either. Am I allowed to mention other blogs when on yours?
Posted by: karen | June 16, 2005 11:08 PM