Adjacent Jew-Haters Continue To Unravel
With Hamas and Fatah once again demonstrating how barbaric they can be it seems a good time to bring the 2002 perspective of comedian Larry Miller to mind once again, for absolutely nothing has changed in the last five, or fifty years in that part of the world.
Miller reminds us that there are no "Palestinians", as the term is currently used, and suggests "adjacent jew-haters" as the more accurate term. He really gets going on page two.
"Okay, so the Adjacent Jew-Haters want their own country. Oops, just one more thing. No, they don't. They could've had their own country any time in the last thirty years, especially two years ago at Camp David. But if you have your own country, you have to have traffic lights and garbage trucks and Chambers of Commerce, and, worse, you actually have to figure out some way to make a living. That's no fun. No, they want what all the other Jew-Haters in the region want: Israel. They also want a big pile of dead Jews, of course--that's where the real fun is--but mostly they want Israel. Why? For one thing, trying to destroy Israel--or "The Zionist Entity" as their textbooks call it--for the last fifty years has allowed the rulers of Arab countries to divert the attention of their own people away from the fact that they're the blue-ribbon most illiterate, poorest, and tribally backward on God's Earth, and if you've ever been around God's Earth, you know that's really saying something. It makes me roll my eyes every time one of our pundits waxes poetic about the great history and culture of the Muslim Mideast. Unless I'm missing something, the Arabs haven't given anything to the world since Algebra, and, by the way, thanks a hell of a lot for that one.
shyboy, even if he did confuse Larry Miller for Dennis Miller
