Global Warming's Sister Sharon Falconer*
I found a very funny story over at NewsBusters this morning. It seems that someone watched The Right Reverend Al Gore's movie and took it's Global Warming conclusions a bit too literally, and is now finding those conclusions quite a bit more inconvenient than truth. Not to fear though, the answer here is clear. Since Global Warming is the new religion of the left, this guy doesn't need to call the Russians for help, he just needs to show a little faith and pray harder to the Global Warming gods (Gore and Dicaprio) that the ice won't crush his boat and polar bears won't munch on his frozen carcass.
I'm sure they'll race to his rescue... right after their spa treatments, facials, and a few Half-Caf Double Espresso Soy-milk Lattes.
* A character in Elmer Gantry - A novel by Sinclair Lewis and 1960 film starring Burt Lancaster.
