The RedSox win the World Series!
Good news for Sox fans (many of whom reside right here in Ft. Myers and SW Florida - the Red Sox Spring Training home), after going so long without one win they now have two in the last four years.
And in related news, it turns out that Hillary has actually always been a Red Sox fan, forced to cheer them on in secret due to her husbands affection for the Yankees. (That whole "I've always been a Yankees fan" thing was just for Bill's sake, you see.) To prove her affection for the famed Bean-town team, she points to the fact that she named her beloved cat 'Socks' after the team - though she had to spell it that way to throw off suspicion!
Asked for a comment on this sudden shift of allegiance Mrs. Clinton commented "How about those Patriots? You know, I've always been a...."

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I don't think I've ever talked baseball on this site, but since Steve posted this anyway, and since he disagreed with me when I told him this story, I have add here that Scott Miller is spot-on: Alex Rodriguez is "a complete, colossal and utter weasel" for interrupting the Fall Classic the way he did - and the vultures at Fox should be ashamed of themselves for abetting the crime.
Posted by: Chris
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October 30, 2007 06:37 AM